Trump Putin back channel call intercepted

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Trump Putin back channel call intercepted

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Transcript of Back Cannel Call Between Trump and Putin intercepted by Grey Aliens on April 1st 2018

Trump

Hey Vlad it’s the Donald, the FBI is breathing heavy down my ass about the help you gave me to win this crappy job, so tell your boy asshole to dump some chlorine on those rebels, clean up that that CIA scam you know ISIS.

Then I can pound my chest, threaten a big missile attack and then hit some old warehouses with no damage.

That way the FBI doesn’t know you got me by the balls due to all those videos of all those hookers spanking me over the years in St Pete.

They call this fake war shit  obfuscation I think. You know I have a very limited vocabulary, since my grandfather was an opium selling pimp back in the day.

Vlad
You can’t make me look weak butthead, but if you send 100 million to my Caymans Bitcoin account, I will get asshole to dump some chlorine on the last of those ISIS dummies.

Then you can tweet how you gonna hit Shria with old missiles that need to be replaced anyway and brag how smart your dumb missiles are.

We threaten war if you strike. Scare the whole world so we can buy stocks cheap.

You can even sucker that dumb old cunt May in to join you  and that bisexual Macaroni too. We got videos of him with 11 year old boys and girls. That’s the age of consent in France you know.

Then you can hit some empty used tire warehouses, blow up 1 Billion in old tech tomahawks and we back down due to no serious damage to anything important.

Trump
Yeah, that sounds good Vlad, I can act tough, blow up some tomahawks, you shoot some down, then I can give my CIA buddies at SAIC another trillion buck defense contract to make this tech crap missile stuff work better.

Plus, I can tell my Wall Street buddies dump all their stocks another fake war scare is coming, then buy in after we crash the markets. I get kickbacks on good inside info you know.

Vlad
Okay deal. Oh, we got a few hot young hookers waiting for you who are really young the way you like them that look just like your daughter. Plus lots of paddles waiting for you. It’s all yours courtesy of the KGB when we get a meeting next year to repair Russian and USA relations.

Trump
Wow you just got my shriveled up little dick hard as fuck, something that KGB bitch Melania hasnt been able to do in years. So it’s a deal, and another chapter for my next book.

Everyone is a sucker.

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